Well if you bought your copy by now you'll know that it was dedicated to me. The secret's out. A smooth move on Mr. Franzen's John's part (I actually call him Jon (his friends don't pronounce the 'h"), he knew I was not crazy about The Corrections (too uncomfortable) and I think in recognition of my ability to make or break a book with my blog he rather touchingly dedicated it to me.
Of course I am fiercely ethical and my praise can not be bought so he should have known better. But you can't blame the guy for trying. He lost Oprah the last time with a strategical misstep, now he's wisened up a bit. I am immune to flattery however and will give an honest review once I get past that first title page.
Frankly I am a bit embarressed and dismayed by all the inevitable attention. Hmm....I wonder why the talk shows haven't called me yet....let me just go check that my ringer isn't turned off....
